Friday, June 22, 2012

My Year-end Bonus!


At the end of each year, teachers often get gifts and thank you notes from our students.  They are always precious, because the kids put a lot of thought in the words and gifts they get.  For instance, I've gotten several coffee cups (including one with a Steelers insignia), Butterfinger bars, a new water bottle (I'm always losing mine!), and words that are more valuable to me than any gift.  For instance,


"Thanks for teaching me.  Thank you for doing things that no other teacher would.  For example, you would let me tell jokes, and you would sometimes even let me ask you questions that had nothing to do with the subject.  You really knew me, and you also made me a better writer.  Thank you, Mr. Lin.  I will always remember you!"

Inside the card, there was a gift card to Target, because

"My aunt is a teacher, so I asked her what the best gift for a teacher is.  She said, 'a Target gift card."

No, sir - the best gift I could get were the words put on that card.  My year-end bonus each year is priceless!  


Thursday, June 21, 2012

Girls (and Boys) Gone Wild - Part II





“Mr. Lin, I know someone who didn’t have to follow any rules.  That person is Jesus Christ.”






I had been praying for opportunities to talk about my faith, but didn’t imagine it would be in this setting – in front of the entire 5th grade in the middle of discussing the students’ behavior over the last few weeks of their elementary school careers.  So many times in my past I had let these chances pass me by because of worry about people’s perceptions of me and doubt in what I would say.  I was now worried about my job, since this was a public school setting.  At the same time, I was determined not to let the harbinger of my previous inaction win out this time.  Would I be able to successfully answer this question in a way that would not endanger my job security?

“I’m glad you brought that up.  From a Christian perspective – and I’m a Christian – Jesus Christ DID have to follow rules.  If you would like to hear my reason, you can stay here.  If not, you are free to go back to your homerooms.”

(some students go back to their rooms; the majority stay to hear my response)

“Christians believe that Jesus came to save all of us humans from our sins.  The consequence of our sins is…”

Hmm, how do I put this?  ‘Hell’ is something I was pretty sure I shouldn’t be saying in school.

 “…to go somewhere we really don’t want to go after we die.  Everyone understand?” 

(laughter from my students, who are hanging on my every word with rapt attention)

“Now, we all have different beliefs.  However, Christians – and me – believe that Jesus changed places with us and died in a very painful way so we wouldn’t have to experience that sort of pain.  Christians believe that this was His mission on Earth.”

“If you aren’t a Christian, you believe that Jesus was just any human, and all humans are required to follow rules so He’d be the same as the rest of us in that way.  However, if you’re a Christian, you can see that Jesus had to follow rules because before He died, He prayed to God, asking if there was any other way to complete his job here on Earth*.  In other words, he was following directions!”

As I dismissed the students to their respective classrooms, I was no longer worried about my job – God had not only given me the courage to speak, but also put words in my mouth that I am confident do not place my job at risk.  Instead, I found myself hoping that I was able to show that all people – even deity in earthly form – have rules to follow.  And, I hoped I responded in a way that was represented my faith well.  After all, as a Christian, “We are therefore Christ’s ambassadors, as though God were making an appeal through us.” (2 Corinthians 5:20a)

Thank you, God, for answering my prayer for opportunity - even if it wasn't in a way that I expected.  I hope those that know me see me as a good reflection of You, despite my many imperfections.


*Then Jesus went with them to a place called Gethsemane, and he said to his disciples, “Sit here, while I go over there and pray.” And taking with him Peter and the two sons of Zebedee, he began to be sorrowful and troubled. Then he said to them, “My soul is very sorrowful, even to death; remain here, and watch[d] with me.” And going a little farther he fell on his face and prayed, saying, “My Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me; nevertheless, not as I will, but as you will.” And he came to the disciples and found them sleeping. And he said to Peter, “So, could you not watch with me one hour? Watch and pray that you may not enter into temptation. The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.” Again, for the second time, he went away and prayed, “My Father, if this cannot pass unless I drink it, your will be done.”  ~ Matthew 26: 36-42

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Girls (and Boys) Gone Wild!!!



Today’s Haiku:

 
Family Life Metaphysics

FLE Tangent
Far Beyond Reproduction
What would Jesus Do?



Summer is just around the corner, and in elementary schools across America right now, the same thing is happening: the kids have lost their minds.  This is especially true in the 5th grade at my school, where the students are about the complete their elementary school careers.

Fellow 5th grade teacher:  “Mr. Lin, are your kids acting crazy also?”
Mr. Lin:  “Whew, I thought it might have been just my kids.  Yeah, they’re insane right now. It’s like they’ve forgotten how to listen to directions.”

Yes, it was time to have a discussion with the kids.  No, not just my kids; all 96 5th graders at my elementary school needed a talking to.  They needed to understand they had to pass the most important SOL they would ever take: the “Following Directions” SOL.  At lunch on Friday, we made a team decision to gather the students together so we could all make it through the last few days of school while accomplishing all we needed to get done… and, just as importantly, keeping all of our respective sanities intact.

Student A (calling out):  “Why are we here?”
Student B: “Yeah, are we in trouble?”
Student C: “Are we having Family Life?”

Since we had been separating the boys and girls for FLE, a buzz went through the crowd.

Mr. Lin:  “Yup, we’re having Family Life right now.”
Student D: “WHAT?!”
Student E, F, and G (together): “AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
Mr. Lin (holding up hand to silent the raucous crowd): “We’ve discussed this before; here at our school, we’re a family.  And, we’re doing life together.  So yes, we’re having a Family Life discussion right now.”

We began on to discuss our various roles – teacher, student, adult, and child.  In the end, the teachers broke down the expectations:  as students, they are expected to be able to follow directions that are there to protect them and help them achieve their goals. 

Mr. Lin:  “Following directions is the easiest – and most important – SOL that you will take in your lives.  It’s a skill that you will utilize every day of your lives, no matter who you are.  Take a moment and think; who doesn’t have to follow rules?”

Dozens of hands went up, and with each person they named, the students received a greater understanding that no person is exempt from following directions.  One by one they began to realize that all of us – even the President – had rules to follow.  Then, a clever student brought up a person who caused me to consider how I would answer for a moment.  Not because I didn’t have an answer; rather, it was because I wanted to be careful about how I would answer him without jeopardizing my career in public education:

“Mr. Lin, I know someone who didn’t have to follow any rules.  That person is Jesus Christ.”

In a moment that seemed like eternity in my head, I considered how to answer this question, or even if I should.  Should meet this head on, or should I run from this divine appointment?  


“The wicked man flees though no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as a lion.” – Proverbs 28:1


To be continued…

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Sex is a Pair of Ducks



Paradox: any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature


The Question

“If two babies have sex, will they make a mini-baby?”

Fact: This was an actual question I received when teaching Family Life yesterday. 
Fact: Teachers across America probably have thought this same thought at one time or another:

Whoa, these kids know WAYYY too much about sex.”

But is this really true?


The Future

According to the older generations in any generation, our country’s moral fiber has been going down the tubes since the beginning of time.  It’s as if pre-marital sex, drugs, and STDs didn’t exist in each previous generation.  Clearly this isn’t true… and it’s not as if these things are far more rampant in this day and age.  What IS true is the greater acceptance of sex.  Also, it’s far easier for us – children and adults alike – to access media containing sexual content and images.  I mean, turn on a TV and most likely you’ll see an advertisement or situation in a show that contains sexual innuendo or clothing that reveals more than what you would be acceptable in a professional work environment.


The Paradox


Since kids are exposed to sex so early, most know far too much about sex.  However, any teacher that has taught Sex Ed will tell you that these same children really know very little.  As much as adults constantly think that our future generation is in trouble because of what the media deems to be morally acceptable, we are letting our children get the vast majority of their information about sex through this very source.  Parents don’t teach their kids about sex, and for the small minority that do, it probably isn’t talked about in the detail that it should.  As a result, kids see sex through the media, and for a few hours per week they only learn about the joys and glamour of sex, not about the responsibilities and the dangers.  In other words, they know too much, yet far too little.  As a teacher, I see this with ease through their questions.  Questions like,
 
 "Why do people make noise during sex?  Does it hurt?"

“How long do you have to have sex for to get a girl pregnant?”


and,

“How do condoms work?”
                         

The Haikus

Today’s entries all reflect the knowledge that kids actually have on the subject of sex.  Thanks to those that submitted – even the ones that I didn’t publish.  Keep ‘em coming!


Paradox

Paradoxical
Kids today know far too much
Yet know too little


Perfectly Imperfect

How do condoms work?
Like Mutumbo blocking shots:
Great, not perfect D


Version 2.0

What about the stork?
I liked that version better.
It’s way less messy


If and when I become a parent, I hope I will have the courage to talk to my kids openly about sex. Hopefully these conversations will happen regularly, because 15 minutes of discussion cannot possibly protect them from hours upon hours of the world’s influence.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

When Sex and Poetry Mix




The time of the year after SOL testing is a fantastic time of year.  Kids are free to be kids, and teachers and students alike can turn their attention to more interesting matters, such as poetry and everyone’s favorite subject… Family Life Education!  In the spirit of cross-curricular learning, perhaps some poetry ABOUT F.L.E. is in order.  Today’s style is the Haiku:




Sex Ed. 101

Penis, Vagina
Together makes a baby
Sex Ed lesson, done.



 Questions

F.L.E. Question:
Can a vagina clog up?
Just the iceberg's tip



Hear and Repeat

What does a child hear?
“Testes produce semen,” yet
Mom, I learned 'bout balls



Submit your own entries at johnnyteacherblog.gmail.com!  I’ll post as many as I can as long as they are (mostly) appropriate. 

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

News Flash: Students S.O.L. in Virginia



Isn't it Ironic (non-Alanis Morrissette version)


Irony – the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning.



I was sitting in my small group (a group of guys from church) last week and I asked my buddies to pray for my students because they would be taking the S.O.L. tests in the upcoming days. While I was going over specifics of what to pray for, my buddy stopped me in the middle of a sentence.

“SOLs? That’s a pretty interesting name for the test. What exactly does that stand for?”

For those of you that don’t know, the SOLs are Virginia’s Standards of Learning. They are the state’s version of standardized testing for students from 3rd grade until 12thgrade. It is meant to give us a tangible and effective way of evaluating students, teachers and schools so that Virginia – and, as an extension, our nation – makes adequate progress. I'd say it's pretty ironic we named these tests "S.O.L."

I believe in standardized testing like I believe in Satan –it’s the cause of everything evil. As humans, we are S.O.L. with the existence of evil, and as teachers we are S.O.L.with the existence of standardized tests. OK, maybe I’m exaggerating just a bit. I don’t argue that standardized tests have a place in our educational system. They give us a quantitative means to look at students and monitor them. They can help us understand deficiencies and strengths as well as individual areas to work on with individual students. However, where I am not in agreement is the extent to which we rely on testing to determine the success of a school, the abilities of a teacher, or the comprehension of a child. In today’s educational world, pass rates are the be all and end all. Students look at year-end testing as the most important day of the year. Parents look at testing data to determine if a school is good or not. Teachers pray for high scores to ensure job security. Administrators look at scores to determine the effectiveness of a teacher. Superintendents look at pass rates to see if a school is making enough progress each year.


Uniquely and Wonderfully Made


Children – like all of us – are each intricately woven beings who are uniquely and wonderfully made. Shouldn’t they be assessed as a sum product of the parts, not just a snapshot of what they know? Any teacher worth their weight will tell you that standardized tests only give you only a small glimpse of what a student knows. In other words, standardized tests don’t accurately measure the progress of a child, nor does it show us their reasoning skills and thought process – the very aspect of humanity that sets us apart from the rest of the living world. Only individual teachers – those who work day in and day out with these precious children – can measure these things with any level of accuracy. Besides, test data never accounts for test anxiety, good days and bad days, or for good and bad testing environments. Personally, I’ve had students who have barely passed – or even failed – the math SOL who I know have a far superior understanding of math concepts and can apply these skills in new ways than students who have passed with flying colors. This begs the question,

“If working with a child regularly is the best way to understand and gauge their development, why is our judgment of students, teachers, and schools based almost exclusively on standardized test data?”

The optimistic answer is,

“Testing data is the one constant that all schools have.”

The pessimistic answer is,

“Those that can, do. Those that can’t, teach.”

This infers that teachers are barely capable people; therefore they can’t be trusted to assess children. Whichever camp you are in, all of our opinions are based on data which gives us a picture that is blurry at best. Shouldn’t we be relying on multiple sources of data when it comes to our children?


An Unlikely Source


Entertainment, competition, excitement… there is a lot to like about professional sports. Perhaps one additional thing we can admire about sports teams is the way they evaluate players when they are looking to graduate from the ranks of amateur athletics to being paid professionals. Perhaps it’s because there is so much money at stake when it comes to the industry, but pro sports take every measure possible not to make mistakes when deciding what players they should pick to be on their teams. Multiple people go and watch them perform live to get as many different opinions as possible. Then, separate people watch these same performances on film. They pause, rewind, and fast forward so they can see – frame by frame –every aspect of the subject’s performance. Throw in a battery of intellectual, physical, and psychological tests and you’re still missing a crucial element: what family, friends, and coaches say about the player.

The organizations that spend the most time and effort evaluating human beings include the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, and FIFA. They have the evaluation of human beings down to a science because they are multi-billion dollar industries and there is a lot riding on their ability to judge people. When there is a lot at stake, many forms of evaluation are utilized, and the subjective opinions of experts are taken into account in order to form an opinion on a person that is as accurate as possible. I applaud these organizations for the effort they make to truly gauge an individual.

There is much more at stake when it comes to education than entertainment, excitement, and wealth. Not only is the future of our children at stake, but in their hands is also the future of our country, our world. But, because we can’t quantify the importance and value of education with dollars, instead we have turned to standardized testing as the be all and end all and minimize the importance of all other aspects of assessing children, teachers and schools. In the end, not only are the students S.O.L., but all of us are also – children, adults, teachers, parents, and Americans alike.