In the bushes

This morning, a student raised his hand before class.

Student: "Mr. Lin, I need to talk to you."

Me: "Sure. What do you need?"

Student: "I don't have my bookbag."

Me: "Where is it?"

Student: "I left it at the bus stop."

Me: (incredulous stare)

I proceeded to ask him if he was worried if someone would take it, to which he replied,

"Nope. I hid it in the bushes before I got on the bus."

I wonder if they can prescribe me something for insanity...